5.04.2007

Dear Abbey

As part of Mark and Carol's riveting International Studies 135 course, I've be charged with finding 3 places in and around Nottingham worth journaling about.... granted the assignment was given months ago, but now with exactly one week to complete it, I've gotten my ass into gear.

....relatively speaking...


Emily and I set off for Newstead Abbey the day started a bit dreary, but the prospect of knocking off one of my journal entries, we were dead set on getting it done. We wandered around the mall, looking for the apparently attached bus station, only to find (two full circles around, inside and out later) that we needed to go up to the second floor of the mall. Who knew.

Second floor discovered, Ems and I boarded a bus which, for all intensive purposes, drove a route parallel to the route that runs to our flat every day... Shit you not, the road to Newstead is all of a half mile to the East of the road that we traverse EVERY day. Because Mark and Carol were picking up the tab, it didn't worry me too much, plus we had the added bonus of seeing a part of town I had never seen before- the quaint neighborhoods, hilariously named beauty parlors, and ever popular Boozers (this time, names like Booze and Cruise, Fast Booze, etc)..

We arrived at the entrance to the Abbey with the newly revealed sun in our faces and proverbial wind at our backs. It was a sign. This would be an ok day. The gate was a good mile from the actual house, and so our trek began.

Visions of The Village echoed in my mind, as a sign directed all travelers hoping to reach the house by foot to enter a creepy side trail that led through the thick brush. A sort of tunnel had been carved out of the woods, but recent growth made it difficult for a behemoth like myself to hunch over into the positions necessary.... Emily, however, pranced though the overgrown trail with reckless abandon.
We arrived at the Abbey, covered in spider webs and sticks, but feeling all the more adventurous for it. Even pedestrian-hating Old Age Persons in Land Rovers couldn't deter us from enjoying the sight of a sparkling lake/pond and the ornate stone building, rising out of the nothingness of the woods.

The home was owned/bequeathed to the poet Lord Byron when he was a young child, and was enjoyed by the famous writer until sometime in the early 1800s, when he sold it. In 1931, the former Abbey was given to the county. Remnants of its past as an Abbey constructed in the 1100s was evident by the freestanding wall, the former wall of the chapel-
The gardens were beautiful, but overrun with chubby twentysomthing mothers and their half naked offspring, who seemed to be enjoying themselves despite the two pound cover charge just to get into the gardens.

Feeling moderately productive for the day, I sat back, made meatloaf for dinner, and wasted my life away on tv-links.co.uk. To be fair, I discovered a cultural phenomenon in The Tudors, the new show on Showtime about Henry VIII- the historical inaccuracies make it a bit shady, but seeing Sam Neil in a role other than Jurrassic Park is puzzlingly satisfying, as is the soap-opera/softcore porn style of narration. It's catchy.

Friday started a little slow. I woke up at noon, just a half hour before I was due down at CineWorld for the premier of Spiderman 3. The flat had attempted to watch Spidey 2 the night before, but there's only so much Tobey McGuire that one human can take before passing out of sheer boredom.
My opinion of the movie was somewhat skewed by reviews I had read earlier on CCN, but after having seen the film, I'm thinking that most of the reviews were pretty accurate. One writer called it 'the best and the worst of the series'.... Basically, the graphics are amazing- possibly the best I've ever seen... the first fight scene had me on the edge of my seat (literally, and I don't usually get like that... I had to calm myself down)- The Sandman was incredible- I guess the technology used is brand new, and about as cutting edge as it gets...

The plot and writing, however, was what you'd expect from this franchise. Bad, cheesy lines, terrible acting from T-Mac, and the stereotypical Superhero paper-thin characterizations. I think you just have to take it for what it is- a movie based on a comic book- it's sugary, easy to digest, and doesn't leave a whole lot of room for thought.

The origin of Venom ( the black gunk ) is never developed, further than the fact that it's from a comet. Some scenes were hard to watch- Peter Parker's dance down Madison Ave? Worth a laugh, but not worth the 5 minutes of screentime.

Overall, I'd say it was what I expected- entertaining, but not worth wringing about come Oscar time...


With one month (I know, I promised I wouldn't count...) until re-entry, It's been a very interesting week. Classes across Iowa are being let out, and I'm not sure how I'll take it once Luther is out. Already I feel stranded... like summer is starting and there's not much for me to do. Facebook isn't helping, but that might be the understatement of the year. While I plan what to bring for class in two weeks, I'm reading status updates that read "twenty more minutes until I'm outta this shithole"...

I don't want to wish my time here away- that's the last thing I want to have happen- but it will be hard to focus on my finals (not until the 19th and 29th) knowing that I could be at home, earning money, seeing friends, or even traveling around Europe for one last go...

On the home front, I'm proud to say that I am, thank Jesus, employed this summer. I tried again for KTC, Johnston's premier little kid stock yard, and managed to stay on staff. The only drawback is that, in my late arrival on the 5th of June, I will miss all of the training sessions and- thanks to my transfer to another site (not happy), I'll have to learn a new building, staff, etc. on the first day.
Lamesauce.

To put a positive spin on life, I also found out that I will in fact be employed by THE Luther College, as part of a writing staff of some kind... I'll be cracking off 2 or so articles a month for 5 bucks an hour.

Not too bad considering I've wasted countless days writing the blog, with nothing to show but 184 posts and carpal tunnel syndrome.

5.03.2007

In Lieu of Camera

I apologized earlier for a lack of pictures due to the gankage of my camera from the flat before Megan's visit, but thanks to Al Gore (yes, Dad, that Al Gore) and his invention of the internet, I was able to procure these pictures from Megan's blog, and display them here- better late than never...

Tramstop. (Wilkinson Street, for the Ring Road Park and Ride)... before Brandon's Church service
Fish + Chips... never complete without a trip to Boozers.... plus Megan had to get her fix.
The site of our MsBunns taste explosion... lunch on the River Trent
The Lion... as I lament the obnoxiously large size of my hands... present in most pictures...
Notts is nothing without Pitcher...

Feel free to check out Megan's take on Nottingham, her blog is linked to the right ------->

5.01.2007

Countdowns are for Losers

Countdowns are for Losers. Which is why, on this glorious May 2nd (a mere month and 3 days until my return), I've shunned any flatmate who tries to shove the thought of leaving this place in my face.

Right now, life is chill. It seems to be a common theme around here, sitting around, hanging out, soaking up the nap-inducing rays of life, especially on this- the homestretch. Two more weeks of class remain (try to stifle laughter, state schoolers), followed by almost a month of finals. Granted, Mark and Carol have done everything in their power to make sure our lives are a living hell in the next three weeks, but all in all, it's pretty hard to find a reason to complain.

Take one relatively easy schedule, add a great visit from Megan, throw in the newly discovered website www.tv-links.co.uk (all tv shows ever, streaming for your pleasure), subtract one camera, add a 21st birthday party, and you've got one mathematical equation that I might actually understand, or at least enjoy.

The Lion. New and Improved.
Megan left to less fanfare than we originally planned. Rather than go balls-out on another crazy trip to Oceana, we settled on the much more relaxed, much more conducive to conversation Lion- our pub of pubs, which has been recently renovated. Having another member of The Cult visit (can we work on a better name?) was great- Together we managed to finish off shopping for the Baker House (Uniforms for all scheduled parties next year... an informal 'How Can I Help You' if you will), and a gift for my sister completed my spending in Nottingham....i promise...

We visited Ms Bunns(RIP) for the first time since my removal from service, and in true Ms Bunns deadpan fashion, no one recognized me or said anything.... Maybe it's better this way...

Megan came with to class, where she doodled while I took notes on 24 and Battlestar Galactica. She was helpful enough to fill out an End of the Year class evaluation for my professors, basing most of her opinion on the one class.... hopefully no one gets fired or tenured solely on these reviews...
Nottingham is a-bloomin'
Pardon me if the pictures blow, but it seems as if there's no hope for the recovery of SD400, my beloved Canon who is now in the filthy hands of another. Insurance deductibles are higher than than her actual value, not to mention Luther's previously unmentioned stance on the issue.... apparently (unbeknownst to anyone here in the flat), any kind of break-in or robbery that results in the loss of property is your own bad luck... not Luther's.... might have been nice to know before coming over, but with one month to go, I'll settle for other people wasting their time and taking pics. of me hopefully.

This pic is irrelevant, but reminds me of old times and Luthery friends. Skypetastic.
This week I have a whole lot of nothing on tap. Spiderman 3 blows my mind away on Friday, followed by some 'English Ska' at the Lion.. I really should start some of my British Novel paper and Traveling Essay, not to mention read 300 pages in Brick Lane, but as with most procrasitaiton, it seems lightyears away..... then again, so did my return to the States a short while ago...

I found this video, a parody of eHarmony.com ads, relating to Facebook. If you don't understand it, you're probably over the age of 25. IF you do get it, why aren't we Facebook friends?

4.30.2007

What's in a (nick)Name?

I get it a lot. Magnum? What the hell kind of a nickname is that....self centered prick.....

Honestly, I'd rather let imagination run wild, let people create stories in their heads- elaborate tales of ... fiction. Being in Europe has awakened me to a whole new world of nicknames- The tradition of nicknames at Luther is a colorful, storied past, filled with confusing monikers, terrible connections, and a few classics that are burned into the mind's eye.
A nickname like Magnum is everywhere. The X37s, Knirpses, Stigs of the world are hard pressed to find equal representation anywhere, whereas a name like Magnum is plastered on any oversized truck, Malt liquor, condom, electric hand dryer, or chocolate ice cream bar in sight.

It's almost a game, keeping track of the slogans and posters- not to mention a few classic ads that I've come across thanks to Magnum (the ice cream bar, not the condom) coming out with a new Ecuador Dark version, 62% cocoa...

Enjoy